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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">01. Hangi bagda üzüm yetismez<br />
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">02. Adamin biri hamama gitmis, terlememis. Neden?<br />
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">03. Mevlana neden dönüyormus?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">04. Hakan Sükür sahada sakatlanirsa onu kim tasir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">05.Hiç kimsenin okuyamadigi yazi hangisidir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">06</font></strong><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">. Can bedenden çikmayinca ne olur?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">07. Can neden bogazdan gelir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">08.Kadinla radyo arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">9. Lastik neden esner?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">10. Avlanmasi en zor hayvan hangisidir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">11. Kadin yaslaninca ne yapar?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">12.Denizler nicin tuzludur?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">13. Kötü yola düsmüs üzüme ne denir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">14. Zenciler kollarina baktiklarinda neden kendilerini görürler?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">15. Bir elma diskoya gitmis, neden?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">16. Seker çaya ne demis?</font></strong><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000"> <br />
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">18. Esekler evlenir mi?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">19. Sari mendil mavi denize düserse ne olur?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">20. Dünyanin en iyi döndügünü kim bilir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">21. Eve Ge</font></strong><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">len Hirsiz Neyi Calmaz?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">22. Erkek robot disi robotu görünce ne olur?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">23. Uçak düsmüs. Ama kimse ölmemis. Neden?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">24. Bir insan ne yiyince üzülür?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">25. Erkek yengeç, disi yengeç ne der?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">26. En hizli sayi hangisidir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">27. Çekirdeksiz üzüm, çekirdekli üzüme ne demis?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">28.Zir cahil bir zenciye ne denir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">29. Iki domates yolda gidiyormus, birinin üzerinden otomobil geçmis,</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">30. Adamin biri karisini dövüyormus, kapi çalmis karisini dövmeyi birakmis. Neden?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">31. Tavuklarin neden gögüsleri yok?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">32. Bir adam OMOyla yikanmis ve maymuna dönüsmüs. Neden?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">33. Adam bilgisayar basinda uyuyakalmis. Ertesi gün nezle olmus. Neden?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">35. Fille, domates arasinda ne benzerlik var ?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">36. Itfaiyeciler neden kirmizi kemer takar?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">37. Bir adam çölde kalmis ve çayi çok severmis, çay bulmus içmemis.Neden?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">38. Çöldesiniz elinizde sadece sise var ve çok susadiniz. Ne yaparsiniz?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">39. Sinegin içinden ne çikar?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">40. En çok araba olan ilimiz hangisidir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">41. Birinci olan ilimiz?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">42. Elli tane "0"dan ne olur?<br />
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">43. Tabanca ne ile temizlenir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">44. Adamin basina kola dökülmüs, ne demis?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">45. Boga ile öküz arasinda ne fark vardir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><input style="border-right: #ff3300 2px dashed; border-top: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-weight: bold; border-left: #ff3300 2px dashed; color: #000000; border-bottom: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-family: Arial; background-color: #ffffff" type="button" onclick="alert('Bogalar ineklerin babalari, öküzler ise amcalari !')" name="button22" value="Cevap" /> </font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">46. Insanlarin en çok bakakaldigi yer neresidir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><input style="border-right: #ff3300 2px dashed; border-top: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-weight: bold; border-left: #ff3300 2px dashed; color: #000000; border-bottom: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-family: Arial; background-color: #ffffff" type="button" onclick="alert('Bakkal !')" name="button22" value="Cevap" /> </font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">47. Patlican harakiri yaparsa ne olur?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><input style="border-right: #ff3300 2px dashed; border-top: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-weight: bold; border-left: #ff3300 2px dashed; color: #000000; border-bottom: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-family: Arial; background-color: #ffffff" type="button" onclick="alert('Karniyarik !')" name="button22" value="Cevap" /> </font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">48. Insanlar gemide transa geçerse ne olur?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><input style="border-right: #ff3300 2px dashed; border-top: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-weight: bold; border-left: #ff3300 2px dashed; color: #000000; border-bottom: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-family: Arial; background-color: #ffffff" type="button" onclick="alert('Transatlantik olur !')" name="button22" value="Cevap" /> </font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">49. Günlük gazete ile yüzsüz misafir arasinda ne benzerlik vardir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000"><input style="border-right: #ff3300 2px dashed; border-top: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-weight: bold; border-left: #ff3300 2px dashed; color: #000000; border-bottom: #ff3300 2px dashed; font-family: Arial; background-color: #ffffff" type="button" onclick="alert('ikiside her Allahin günü gelir !')" name="button22" value="Cevap" /> </font></strong></div>
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50. Gecelik giymis essege ne denir?</font></strong></div>
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<div align="center"><strong><font face="Arial" color="#000000">51. Kadin bir gün mahkemeden çatal, biçak sesleri duymus. Neden?</font></strong></div>
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ÖN İZLEME:

 

01. Hangi bagda üzüm yetismez

 

 

 

02. Adamin biri hamama gitmis, terlememis. Neden?

 

03. Mevlana neden dönüyormus?

 

 

04. Hakan Sükür sahada sakatlanirsa onu kim tasir?

 

 

05.Hiç kimsenin okuyamadigi yazi hangisidir?

 

 

06. Can bedenden çikmayinca ne olur?

 

 

07. Can neden bogazdan gelir?

 

 

08.Kadinla radyo arasinda ne fark vardir?

 

 

9. Lastik neden esner?

 

 

10. Avlanmasi en zor hayvan hangisidir?

 

 

11. Kadin yaslaninca ne yapar?

 

 

12.Denizler nicin tuzludur?

 

 

13. Kötü yola düsmüs üzüme ne denir?

 

 

14. Zenciler kollarina baktiklarinda neden kendilerini görürler?

 

15. Bir elma diskoya gitmis, neden?

 

 

16. Seker çaya ne demis? 

 

 

18. Esekler evlenir mi?

 

 

19. Sari mendil mavi denize düserse ne olur?

 

 

20. Dünyanin en iyi döndügünü kim bilir?

 

 

21. Eve Gelen Hirsiz Neyi Calmaz?

 

 

22. Erkek robot disi robotu görünce ne olur?

 

 

23. Uçak düsmüs. Ama kimse ölmemis. Neden?

 

 

24. Bir insan ne yiyince üzülür?

 

 

25. Erkek yengeç, disi yengeç ne der?

 

 

26. En hizli sayi hangisidir?

 

 

27. Çekirdeksiz üzüm, çekirdekli üzüme ne demis?

 

 

28.Zir cahil bir zenciye ne denir?

 

 

29. Iki domates yolda gidiyormus, birinin üzerinden otomobil geçmis,

digeri ona ne demis?

 

 

30. Adamin biri karisini dövüyormus, kapi çalmis karisini dövmeyi birakmis. Neden?

 

 

31. Tavuklarin neden gögüsleri yok?

 

 

32. Bir adam OMOyla yikanmis ve maymuna dönüsmüs. Neden?

 

 

33. Adam bilgisayar basinda uyuyakalmis. Ertesi gün nezle olmus. Neden?

 

35. Fille, domates arasinda ne benzerlik var ?

 

 

36. Itfaiyeciler neden kirmizi kemer takar?

 

 

37. Bir adam çölde kalmis ve çayi çok severmis, çay bulmus içmemis.Neden?

 

 

38. Çöldesiniz elinizde sadece sise var ve çok susadiniz. Ne yaparsiniz?

 

 

39. Sinegin içinden ne çikar?

 

 

40. En çok araba olan ilimiz hangisidir?

 

 

41. Birinci olan ilimiz?

 

 

42. Elli tane "0"dan ne olur?

 

43. Tabanca ne ile temizlenir?

 

 

44. Adamin basina kola dökülmüs, ne demis?

 

 

45. Boga ile öküz arasinda ne fark vardir?

 

 

46. Insanlarin en çok bakakaldigi yer neresidir?

 

 

47. Patlican harakiri yaparsa ne olur?

 

 

48. Insanlar gemide transa geçerse ne olur?

 

 

49. Günlük gazete ile yüzsüz misafir arasinda ne benzerlik vardir?

 

50. Gecelik giymis essege ne denir?

 

 

51. Kadin bir gün mahkemeden çatal, biçak sesleri duymus. Neden?